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Cosmic Curry + Ashwagandha Broth Powder

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Corporate is draining your energy and cosmic spirit.

Just when you got your comfy best on, your phone pings and your stomach flips. It’s the sound of your slack notifications. Who the hell is messaging you right now? Dare you look? You wrestle the possibilities in your mind… no one needs me right now; it can wait until tomorrow. But what if it’s important? What if you just take a quick peek? Buzz. Debra from Finance is calling! To answer or not to answer, that is the question. Buzz. Why is she calling?! Buzz. Just as you go to pick-up the phone, she hangs up. Now what?

DO NOT CALL HER BACK! Just because you have a cell phone and are *technically* accessible 24/7, that doesn’t mean that she has privledged access to you. She can call you tomorrow during normal work hours. Instead of calling her, you can call back your magic with some island style, Cosmic Curry broth. It’s an infusion of spices that smell and taste like chicken ramen noodles (read: college), without the chicken, and a lot more pepper. Just add hot water!

Ramen, elevated.

Disclaimer: This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

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